TOP 5 HORRIFIC “FAILS”

‘Tis better to try and fail than to never try at all. On a related note, ’tis better to laugh at these epic fails than to flee screaming in fear. Courtesy of the endlessly entertaining FAILBLOG.
#5 UFO FAIL
#4 VAMPIRE FAIL (or VAMPIRE PREVENTION WIN, technically speaking)
#3 GRAVEYARD NEWSFLASH FAIL
#2 PLAYGROUND GALLOWS FAIL
#1 BABY LAUGH-A-LOT FAIL

WHERE DID THE MYSTERIOUS POE VISITOR GO?

A decades-old mystery might have ended last night, yet we are none the wiser for it. Who is the shadowy figure who shows up at Edgar Allan Poe’s grave every year? And why did he (or she, or they, or it) not appear last night?

GROW UR OWN CEMETERY WITH GRAVEYARD GOTHIC GARDEN.

For the creature of the night who has everything, check out the Graveyard Gothic Garden. Are “Moonflower” and “Dragon Tree” actual plant names? If anybody has one of these, kindly post your results below!
From the website:

The Gothic Garden celebrates plants that are strange, ugly, and unusual. As you will see, even the seeds of some [...]