YEEK! GIANT SPIDERS SIGHTED!

Are you wearing your spider-proof sandals? A new species of giant spider has been discovered in the sand dunes of the Mid-East, quietly weaving a world-wide web of terror.

249 Responses to “YEEK! GIANT SPIDERS SIGHTED!”

  1. It’s just their way of adapting.

  2. SPIDERSPIDERSPIDERSPIDERSPIDERSPIDER!(hyperventilating in excitement) IT’s LIKE THOSE HUGE SPIDES FROM HARRY POTTR THAT USED TO FREAK ME OUT SO MUCH IT’s LIK AN ACROMANTULAA!

  3. I prefer snakes because Indy hates ‘em.

  4. I thought you would try to calm me down or something, But Snakes are on next to bats(vampire) and spiders and cats! YES I AM ON A SUGAR HIG AND I LOVE ANIMALS! EXCEPT FOR THOSE STUPID BUGS THAT KEEP DYING IN MY ROOM!(natural inhabitants of the basement, of course. They have to be in MY room, though, sheesh….)

  5. D:
    That is a very big spider..
    Some spiders I’ve seen that are normally pretty small can get really huge when they’re about to lay eggs. It’s scary..

  6. It’s called an eggsac.

  7. you are fucking annoying.

  8. how old are you anyway, 12.. you fucking act like it

  9. Are you PMSing? All he said was that it was an eggsac, you overreacting bitch.

  10. nope..
    he does stuff like that every time i comment.
    it’s annoying.

  11. Like fucking what? Tell you something you didn’t know? That’s fucking annoying? Listen, bitch, you can’t control how some people act. It’s fact of life. Deal with it.

  12. lay off, DJ! He used to piss you off too! I know he still pisses ME off.

  13. Are you kidding? He still pisses me off. But I feel obligated to defend him because we’re Internet buddies. No matter how much I dis you, I’d still defend you like this.

  14. Wow. Looks like this fizzbitch can’t handle being taught something as trivial as why spiders grow when they’re laying eggs. Also, 14 in two weeks, so yeah, there, I’m bored now. I ate a sirloin steak with some good ass Worcestershire sauce.

  15. I might make a movie actually soon. I have a script and props and everything, so it’s all good.

  16. I saw a book about filming movies with a $30 budget. I would’ve gotten it, but the book about zombie movies caught my eye.

  17. :D same as usual.
    There’s also a book in my book fair about filmaking for teens. I thought you would want to search for it or something.
    Hey, I think- wait, um. Never mind….

  18. If I already know how to film low-budget movies. When I was younger I made splatter-fests, but the acting was terrible and the effects sucked. I made Herschell Gordon Lewis look good.

  19. huh. Last time I tried to do acting, my bro tackled me. He’s nine.
    Yes, I’m a wimp. D: however, my legs are still in good shape for going back to third grade! >:) however I can only wish I can do that.

  20. Do you know what Oi! is?
    If so, which of the following bands is Oi!?
    Agent Orange
    F-Minus
    It Dies Today
    Funeral Dress
    Just a little question. Let’s see how wrong you get it.

  21. What the fucking fuck, some crazy dyke actually made a painting of Megaman… with her fucking period blood.

  22. …That comes close to scaring me.

  23. dude that’s sick!
    DJ, you love teasing me, don’t you?

  24. Yes.
    If you don’t know, the answer is Funeral Dress.

  25. (smiles) Really, it’s not annoying much.

  26. Out of curiosity, Nirvana vs. Pearl Jam?
    WINNER: Nirvana, by default of Cobain.

  27. Also, here http://eluted.deviantart.com/art/megaman-36718733

  28. what the-

  29. Yep. That is one fucked up painting. That’s almost like writing the Necronomicon yourself.

  30. That’s so fucked up.
    Man, I’m unfocused today, just bouncing around everywhere. I can’t even listen to a full song.

  31. I’m always bouncing around. It’s probably different than mine, yours- I get mine from tictacs. :D MINTY
    chris, that’s disgusting.

  32. Like I can’t even finish a song without bouncing to another. I was listening to In Bloom when suddenly I stopped it and started listening to In the Garage, but then I flicked away to The Immigrant Song.

  33. that always happens in my head. Every day I’m listening to a different song in my head. Usually I have to switch it with something else because I’m uncomfortable with the song my essence chose for me to listen to.

  34. That’s just… “Nevermind.”

  35. I’m trying to make a new religion here for my books! Trying to be a Selarian, remember!

  36. I’d got an idea. Maybe you could do a USA tour, and do videos blogs. Here another book you could read. Fablehaven.

  37. no.

  38. Again, rylie being a twat.

  39. @RYLIE: i always enjoy your comments. rock on.
    @MISSVICTORIA: people are allowed to show off, regardless of age.
    @DJ & CHRISTIAN: i am personally offended by your sexist language and your bullying ways. if you continue to scare away friends & fans, i will have no choice but to block you. this would equal high tragedy of epic proportions. (i am serious. it would break my cold & bitter heart.) but in order for The Next Book to get published, the audience must be permitted to flourish.
    @EVERYBODY: chill the ‘F’ out. it’s cool to stick up for other people, but we’re all on the same team here. everybody should stick up for everybody. it needn’t turn into LORD OF THE FLIES every time i post something Ghoulish & Ghastly.

    please know that violations of the Code of Conduct pose a direct threat to the future of this site, which is offered to each of you–at my own personal expense–as an ongoing thank-you for your friendship, enthusiasm, & support. i cannot and will not provide a platform for people to hate on one another.

    officially,
    josh g.

    “oh, the children of the night. what sweet music they make!”–Dracula

    “music stopped being fun when i looked out into the audience and saw the faces of the people who beat me up in high school.”–Kurt Cobain (paraphrasing)

  40. I’m bullying people?
    KURT COBAIN, ROCK ON.
    Sorry Gee, I was really irritated. I don’t think what I did was that mean, but I’ll admit I overreacted, by a lot, and I apologize.

  41. I never thought making a point could stretch this far.

  42. Oh, and Creeps, obviously Rylie was talking to Mr. Gee.

  43. Wow, he’s serious. DJ, we gotta calm the fuck down man.

  44. Also, on another note, I have a heavy sandwich, and it is tasty.

  45. What do you think I’m doing?
    /deadpan

  46. I was saying that more like a reminder to myself. Also, just found a little bone chunk in my sandwich. This ham is low grade, I take it.

  47. Unplugged.
    I dunno either.

  48. ew, random.
    I thought that would come up sometime.
    STUPID BANGS WON’t STOP FALLING!

  49. Unplugged= Possibly Nirvana’s greatest post-humus effort.

  50. what the- why are you going geek so much!(groans)

  51. I prefer In Utero.

  52. (sigh) I’m just gonna exclude myself from the convo hee…

  53. No, go to youtube and look up In Utero. My favorite Nirvana album right there.

  54. In Utero was written, recorded, and released before Kurt’s death. Unplugged was officially released after. In Utero was made to challenge the fans and criticize the mainstream popularity of the band.
    To be honest, my favorite Nirvana album is Bleach. The raw grunge feels so honest and I can relate.

  55. uuuuhh…..I know you’re gonna call me stupid as usual, but um, whos Nirvana?

  56. I said post-humus, didn’t I? I meant post-humous. After death. Unplugged is Nirvana’s greatest album after Kurt’s death.

  57. NIRVANA, led by legendary musician Kurt Cobain, was a band that kicked a hole in the eighties and let the nineties in.
    It revolutionized the rock industry, introduced grunge to the mainstream, and made Kurt Cobain the richest dead person on the planet. Their music is still influential today. Check them out. The best place to start is their Unplugged album, then check out Bleach, then In Utero, then Nevermind. In that order.

  58. Who’s Nirvana?

  59. True, best album after his death, but In Uterus was the first Nirvana I ever heard, so it is officially my favorite.

  60. Utero, meant Utero.

  61. I can’t remember the first Nirvana song I heard. I grew up with them. My cousin has a Nirvana poster on his wall signed by Dave, Krist, and Kurt.

  62. In case you’re wondering, my cousin Christian (funny coincidence) put so much influence on me that if I were as old as him we could pass for twins.

  63. Although Bleach was the first album I bought, listened to, and then imitated on my acoustic. I can’t play for shit, but I just loved that album and related to it.

  64. My dad might get me an electric guitar soon, so I’m thinking of taking guitar lessons, or at the least, buying a book on playing guitar.Then, I’ll get a portable amp that you can clip onto your belt or belt loop, turn it to 11, and rock the fuck out everywhere I go, maybe even down the street. First song to play walking down the street, Very Ape.

  65. On a side note, I’m fucking sick of people saying Smells Like Teen Spirit is their best song. It’s not. It’s their most definitive but it’s too overplayed to be their best song. Nirvana always liked the underground scene and shied away from fame. If anything, their best song is either the satirical In Bloom or the rock-out Lithium.

  66. I can play some guitar. I learned on my acoustic but Christian sometimes lets me play on his electric, and I do a lot of Guns N’ Roses and Alice in Chains.

  67. Yep. Smells Like Teen Spirit is still a good song, but not the best song.

  68. :P I stick with guitar hero. My brother quit his guitar lessons, and my fingers are more for the delicate instruments.

  69. Yeah, guitar can make delicate hand and fingers bleed, so if you really are, stay away from guitar.

  70. My hands are all callused from carrying my binder and stuff, in some places it’s almost like I got Novocain’d.

  71. Shit, that sucks. Reminds me, I have one of the most random binders ever, there’s a smiley face made out of sharpie and tape, a tiling of Bullet, a giant hand that I cut out from a magazine in Art, my nickname sign, which reads “FreaKaZoiD”, a play on the “Obey” brand with the face and instead of “Obey” it says “GREED” and there are money symbols in the eye, and a skull on a spine with the word “Fatality” going down the side of the spine, and finally, a piece of yellow duct tape on the spine with black diagonal lines like the warning strips, you know?

  72. why didn’t you write ‘Crime Scene’ on it? :D

  73. Because that’s stupid, it’s a warning that if you go inside my binder, you get hurt.

  74. I have a zippered binder, so I can’t do that. Although my locker looks insane.
    I have a Hot Topic poster on the top part, with “20 Years of Punk” on the bottom with “Punk” scratched out and replaced with “Conformity.” I have Ramones, Sex Pistols, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, pretty much any band I’ve ever liked has a poster in their somewhere. I’ve got graffiti all over, a lot of shit jammed in, and a backpack with patches sewn all over it. It’s the shit.

  75. a binder with a zipper is called a trapper. I’ve got one. Well, two, but the other one I don’t use. My stuff isn’t decorated, except for my ‘Files folder.

  76. Trapper-Keeper, actually.

  77. Also, my binder is fucked up, it self destructed a while ago, one side of the rings just up and popped out, so I’m like, “Fuuuuuuuuck, oh well.” and kept it cuz it looked awesome.

  78. My old binder, the zipper fell off and the cloth wore away so stuff fell out all the time. It looked so DIY I didn’t throw it away.

  79. oh. My mom only told me Trapper.
    that sounds like something that would go in my Found Items collection. :D

  80. I really can’t think of anything to say.
    Sammy Hagar is a bastard and Eddie van Halen drank his life away.
    I guess I thought of something.

  81. I really need to learn how not to quit so I can continue with learning the guitar.

  82. I’m still learning. In fact, I’m terrible. I guess I shouldn’t play hooky on my lessons to listen to music. That’s kind of stupid, but yeah.

  83. That reminds me I just brought my ipod back from school today. Dunno why I put it in my locker though.

  84. I still listen to music on a Walkman.

  85. That’s why you keep it in your pocket. I keep mine in my jacket when at school, and when class is over, I stroll down the hallway, listening to some loud ass music, saying hi to all the teachers, and on Fridays, I do this, but with my regular clothes and even a mohawk sometimes. They still aren’t used to it.

  86. My Walkman can fit in my pocket but I hook it up to ear buds that somehow no one sees. Then whenever I want to tune out, I just crank up Weezer or B4S and forget about everything.

  87. There’s this one jacket on sale at Quiksilver that would fit the school I’m going to that has a special pocket for iPods.

  88. I just felt like taking it out, ‘kay? I don’t think much on common sense things.
    ueshndhsuefbjsebfsjxhjfxhj
    I was bored.

  89. Quiksilver is too mainstream for me. That’s not to say I dislike things that are popular or disown them when they become popular, but Quiksilver makes people at my school look like sheep.

  90. Meh, I only buy things from there if I like it, or if it’s a hat. In fact, I bought this nice red and black hat from there that matches my glasses, so I decided to buy it. The logo is so small, you can’t even see it anyway.

  91. I wish I could do that, but my earbuds and my ipod cover are black. That, and I usually have my ipod way too loud, which might explain why I’m slightly hard of hearing.

  92. My earbuds are black too, wich is good, it blends in with my hair. Also, got a black jacket that I slip my earbuds under.

  93. I keep my hoodies unzipped. It looks better, because my pockets are crammed. They make me look fat when I do zip my hoodieXP don’t want that.

  94. I got four pocket on my jacket (not hoodie, jacket) and it is comfy, awesome, and the spacing doesn’t make me look fat.

  95. I wear either my leather Megadeth jacket, a hoodie, an old jacket with too many patches on it to count, or nothing, just a shirt and ripped jeans (I only wear jeans and they’re all ripped).
    I think the teachers see my ear buds, but they don’t give a fuck.
    I only shop at Hot Topic for movie or band T-shirts, and that’s if I can’t get them anywhere else or online. HT is my last resort.
    When I wear my hoodie or patched jacket, I stuff all of my snacks from the vending machine in there or into my pockets and then eat in class.

  96. I have a light jacket like that, only it’s four pockets because it has a detachable vest inside. Vest is red, jacket is black. I wore it to school and wore it for at the least, a month. I wear a different hoodie each week.

  97. Dude, I need to modify my jacket so I have a huge ass pocket in the jacket to hold onto my bigger things.

  98. If something doesn’t fit in my pocket, I make it fit. At my most, I can fit my Walkman, two comics, a Famous Monsters magazine, and a box of M&Ms (full size) in one pocket.

  99. I still need to find Famous Monsters. I only found Screem (shitty magazine), Fangoria, and Rue Morgue. There was also a cover for a magazine about movies and shit that had Let The Right One In and another with an old monster movie poster, but that was it.

  100. lucky bastard. The biggest thing I can fit in with a bunch of other stuff is my pack of index cards I use for shit.

  101. HorrorHound, FilmFax, and Chiller magazine are great, too.

  102. I downloaded a Misfits font, it looks awesome.

  103. I’m making my own screensaver with band logos and movie posters. I’ve got the Nirvana drunk smiley face, the Guns N’ Roses gun and rose, the Metallica insignia, The Goonies, Ghostbusters, and Godzilla so far.

  104. o_O wth.

  105. Best screensaver ever?

  106. oh. I don’t use screensavers. I mean, a few years ago I downloaded a Poogle screensaver from Neopets, but that doesn’t count.

  107. I dunno.
    Check my blog in a few minutes to see a great post.

  108. me neither, that’s why I asked.

  109. At first I thought about the camel spider when I saw this(my cousin visited my old school to talk to kids interested to join the army), but then I saw the pics of the spider. That is certainly not a camel spider. Wow!

  110. I luv spiders!

  111. Spiders are teh awesome sauce.

  112. Uuuh……
    I’m just gonna say I only hate the spiders in my room. I was lying on my bed one day, and then I see the spider hanging from the ceiling, like, RIGHT IN FRONT of my FACE! I totally freaked!

  113. The only time spiders startle me is when they catch me off guard. Other wise I’d treat them like I do flies. Catch em and set em free.

  114. Yes, but a spider in front of my FACE! I was so totally freaking out!
    Oh, god, I sound like a top rank(shudder)

  115. Yeah. I know the feeling. That’d be very freaky.

  116. It was tiny. I felt so humiliated afterward.

  117. LOL! That’s nuthin. Have you ever waken up during a sleepover with a spider on your nose, scream, and fall off your bed waking up your friend? Ouch.

  118. Not really. But I fell off my chair in school one day in Health class(TWO of my crushes right in front of me) for no reason. No cause, Nor reason, I just happened to.

  119. Yikes. You got me beat.

  120. Yup. And to get more, just read the Traumarama in Seventeen magazine. it is HILARIOUS!

  121. LOL! I luv that section of the magazine. A lot of the things in that section I can relate to

  122. I can’t relate to ANY of them, but it’s still hilarious!
    Have you gotten this year’s febuary yet? There’s two from guys, and the one about him falling into the lake isn’t exactly funny, but the other one he was kissing a girl, and his tongue ring got stuck in her braces!

  123. Yes I did get the February issue. To the braces one my reaction was OMG! That must have hurt!

  124. I was just laughing my head off. It sounded sooooo funny! I’m glad I don’t have braces!

  125. Hopefully I get invisi braces not metal braces.

  126. If I ever got braces, they would be black and red, because red is an aries color, and black is just…black its jjust effing awesome kay?

  127. black is awesome.

  128. BLACK!

  129. Sweet!

  130. No! Mysterious and Gothic and Darkness!

  131. Black is the colour of the night. And I love the night.

  132. Black is the dark T
    The vampires walk
    In search of victims
    for the night through to stalk

    To drink is the key
    To a vampire’s survival
    To them, it represents
    An age of Revival

  133. *No T after the first line

  134. *To drink blood is the key

    Damn, I’m off today.

  135. So, it should be:

    Black is the dark
    The vampires walk
    In search of victims
    For the night through to stalk

    To drink blood is the key
    To a vampire’s survival
    So to them it represents
    A new age of Revival

    Blackened Night

    By A Totally Psycho Vampire Enthusiast (XD)

  136. I like it.

  137. Hi Creeps. Long time no see. The reason I don’t come on is because I’m so far behind on the comments, and I’m too lazy to read them. :)

  138. Thank you India.
    GTCU Spock.

  139. Ur welcome Creeps. Hi Spock!

  140. random thing: did you know on of my nicknames is Indie. I’m a fan of Indiana Jones and “Indie” is a feminine version of “Indy”.

  141. OMG You’re named after the dog too! Lycan fan OVALOAD! :D Naw jk but it was funny in the movie too.

  142. Ha ha! Now I remember that. Indiana’s dog’s name was Indiana. His real name was Henry Jones, Jr.

  143. Yeah. I like Indy better. Henry is so lame, kind of.

  144. Yeah Indiana Jones looks more like an Indiana Jones than a Henry Jones.

  145. Couldn’t agree more. Henry sounds like the teacher side of him. Indiana sounds better for him finding archaeological artifacts.

  146. Yup.

  147. compared to a camel spider these spiders look cute and cuddly

  148. What’s a camel spider?((Too isolated to learn about the outside world))

  149. It’s a type of spider also found in the middle east. They bite HUGE chunks of flesh off their victims and the area around the wound slowly decays. They look like ant spider hybrids. click my name to see a pic of it.

  150. I saw one in the last few days.
    My thoughts.
    DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

  151. INDIANA JONES’ NICKNAME IS SPELLED “INDIE,” NOT “INDY”!

  152. How the hell was I supposed to know!?>(

  153. GWAARRGH!

  154. (rolls eyes) guys are soo short tempered.

  155. Again with the sexist comments. As I recall, you went off on me earlier because I told you to get over the fact that Hollywood WILL disappoint you.

  156. Naw, I was pissed already. Did you pay no attention to the rest of the comment?

  157. The fact is, Creeps, you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic bitch.

  158. Yep.

  159. I still find it hard to believe that people think metal takes no talent. HOW IS HEAVY METAL TALENTLESS???

  160. Who the fuck thinks that, it takes less talent for classic rock, not saying that classic rockers are talentless though. You need to have calluses on your fingers and have calluses on those fingers to be able to play metal.

  161. Also, my good Toy Soldier friend, Ben Steed recently had an album released, show him support by downloading his album for any price you want (including free) at his website here. http://bensteed.bandcamp.com/

  162. …………….Do I really sound that way? O-O

  163. Not my style, really.
    Dude, what kind of classic rock are you talking about? Because it takes just as much skill to play guitar like Jimmy Page as it does for Dave Brockie.
    Man, I just came up with the coolest band name ever, Bloody Knuckles, that just sounds awesome.

  164. Yes, you do, Creeps!
    Also, just out of the blue, how come you never listen to the music we tell you to listen to?

  165. Who knows. Creeps, you should check out my friends album, it might interest you. It’s Alternative Rock.

  166. Cuz. I have to listen to it every time my dad turns on the XM radio in Grandpa’s old car to Octane.
    ……You didn’t tell me this a long time ago why!?DX

  167. I thinkk that’s the kind my dad listens to. (STEPDAD!STEPDAD!STEPDAD!DXWAAH)

  168. Oh, remember that guy Rob, I told you about him, in a band called Bride Just Died, well, I called them horror thrash metal, but they’re actually more horror punk/post punk, I only heard one song, Blood Money.
    They still kick ASS! I got their We Are the Hungry record on red vinyl! CLASSIC!

  169. Pastel Blue

    You are shy, especially to people or things you don’t know. But on the inside, you are fun and awesome! Not many people see behind the quiet exterior, but once they get to know you, they see how kind and fun-loving you are.

    That’s what my aura says!? WHAT!?

  170. Creeps, your dad obviously likes the classics, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, The Jimi Hendrix Experience… a man of good taste.
    BUT LISTEN TO PUNK AND GRUNGE, THEY ARE GOD.

  171. UUum, I can’t, see, I’m sneaking again, and I don’t wanna try youtube again, I’ve had to restart my computer twice because I was watching youtube. I don’t wanna risk it.
    What’s the difference between punk and grunge? I never get it.

  172. Dude, the cover has Christopher fucking Lee on it! And the record smells amazing!

  173. Dude, Christopher Lee made a “symphonic metal” album (sounds like opera and metal, rather) called Charlemagne.

  174. Punk is hard, fast, dirty vocals, political views. Grunge is dirty, sludgy sound, garbled or low vocals, no coherency or at times perfect coherency, but not in a straightforward manner.

  175. Click my name, it’s Bride’s MySpace.

  176. Chris, I know, it’s fucking amazing.

  177. No thanks.
    Soo….Punk is kind of like a running type of think, and Grunge is kinda drunk?(I like to place things in similar ways to this)

  178. Sure, let’s go with that.

  179. Look at this, it sounds so stupid:
    . What animal do you feel like?
    Raven ~ dark and misunderstood Butterfly ~ they are so pwetty ^_^ like me =P Monkey ~ hehe, they are so clever! Dog ~ they are there for you when you need them Horse ~ awww! Those wild ones! I whish I was as free as them! Bat ~ I can be everywhere and you dont see me! Sealpup ~ look at them! They whish they could party! I whish I could do it everyday!

    It’s the fourth question of an aura quiz I’m taking

  180. No. They’re similar, except grunge is more stripped-down and raw, and sometimes a lot slower.
    See, you’re not willing to give it a try. Just listen. Keep it way down low. They’re amazing. Better than the Newfits.

  181. About the Newfits, Jerry is a cocksucker with no music writing talent. Just had to say that. Bring back Danzig! Graves would be good too, but he promised never to return to the Misfits.

  182. Are you listening to Bride?

  183. Also, I don’t think Only’s that band. From what I know, he seems like a nice guy.

  184. I don’t feel like it, kay!? Good god! I have a free will, here!
    I think this depression thing I have is going a little overkill…..
    Your Result

    Black – Depressed
    You’re hurt deep inside. You don’t trust ppl and you want to be alone. When ppl watch you, they see you as a cold person. But that’s not you! You’re cold because that’s how you feel. You don’t want others to see that or you want them to see but don’t know how to show it. You long for someone to come and help you.
    Please do me a fav. STOP CUTTING YOURSELF AND MESSAGE ME!
    Animal: Raven
    Quote: “They all stare, but they’ll never see it’s something inside of me”
    or
    “You laugh because I’m different. I laugh because you’re all the same.”

    Yeah, does this mean I need therapy!?XD

  185. *bad

  186. He’s a nice guy, yes, he’d be cool to hang out with, but he’s raping the Misfits, turned them into a logo, a brand, rather than a band. Land of the Dead sucked too.

  187. Haha, you guys are talking about music too much :P

  188. No, that means you need to stop acting like a whiny emo, ya goon.

  189. You’re a bitch. You won’t listen to it just because you like pissing me off. They’re a kick-ass band, and their old guitarist is a nice guy and a friend of mine, so please listen.

  190. 0_0 Chris, you kind of make it sound like you hate the guy’s guts rather than thinking he’s a ‘nice guy’.

  191. You have to give the man credit for keeping the band alive, though.
    Are you listening?

  192. Also, I don’t hate Jerry, i hate what he’s done to the band. Bride Just Died is awesome though man.

  193. THEY KICK FUCKING ASS. They were formed eight fucking years before The Misfits, way before any of the bands credited with kick-starting the movement, except maybe Iggy Pop, and listen to that hardcore sound! They’re not popular or even listed as a punk band in major lists, but they stuck with it for forty fucking years, and they’ve just gotten better!

  194. Uuuh, what?(scrolls up) I don’t like to piss you off! That’s what I do to Nick, not you! I just don’t feel like music now, alright? I lost my multi tool to the principal and I’m still grieving over it. And I don’t think I’d hear the music, Vanilla Twilight got stuck in my head, as well as runovers of all my ideas for my books.(That I may never write down.)
    (scrolls up further) Chris, can you stop being such a bitch, at least for one night?(Shit, now I got that one song stuck in my head, damnit…)

  195. Boohoo, lost your multi tool, save up your money/steal some money and buy a new one, you deserve it for even bringing it to school.

  196. Dude, do you THINK my mom will bring me all the way to fucking chicago just to get one!?I got that because my (biological) dad used to get me everything I want!
    I wouldn’t need to save or earn money….I have two hundred dollars in my piggy bank:/
    I LOVED THAT FUCKING MULTI TOOL. IT’S THE SECOND ONE I’VE LOST. NOW HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO COMMIT SUICIDE WHEN I HAVE THE GUTS!?

  197. Answer: You don’t, stop being a fucking emo, and deal with life, life isn’t gonna be awesome or any shit, so you’re just gonna have to live with it, think of it this way, if someone in the past killed themselves and they didn’t originally, the world would be very different.

  198. Fuck this, fuck you, fuck off(sticks middle finger down) Find one, suck it..(Walks off listening to iPod)

  199. That made no fucking sense.

  200. *flips the Sex Pistols bird*

  201. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. That is all. Also, I think I accidentally got high from Sharpies today, I wondered what they smelled like, so I took a whiff and all day, I didn’t even know what I was babbling about.

  202. Sharpies aren’t allowed at my school, but my friend brings ‘em anyway. What a little rebel.
    /sarcasm

  203. It’s not allowed at my school either, I use it all the time in my class.

  204. great, now I have to stay up or I’m gonna start thinking again. -_- damnit
    I know a kid called Kevin who drew huge patches of smelly marker on his wrists that he kept glueing his nose to during all of science class.

  205. MR MOUSTACHE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEBzcirJuwg

  206. WHAT!?
    Whoa, just got cold again….Jeez, why am I shivering, it ISN’T cold….

  207. My school allows Sharpies. I have several.

  208. The classic Nirvana song.

  209. Mine too, but I don’t own any. :(

  210. B-O-O-H-O-O.

  211. Sharpies and duct tape that’s all we need to make the world go around.

  212. There are kids at my school with duct tape wallets. I don’t like the neon and don’t know how to make or where to get one.-_-

  213. Neon duct tape is awesome, what the hell are you talking about?

  214. Neon makes me think of the 80s.

  215. Neon is too bright. I was feeling pessimistic earlier because of my mom. Sorry if I sounded snappy earlier.

  216. I like Neon duct tape. It’s bright and glows under a black light.

  217. Whatsit with the world and Neon!?

  218. It’s associated with the 80s and the 80s were awesomely shitty.

  219. You mean… Yeah, apparently they were shitty, but what I wouldn’t have given to grow up in any time period from the 60s to 90s.

  220. Really? The 80s were that bad?

  221. Yeah, they’re not like the tv shows are like.

  222. Poser. I don’t do TV shows on myt opinion of the eighties.
    Well, I thikn some of the music from the 80’s was pretty good, but that’s about the only eighties thing I know. You’d have to ask the guys.
    I wasn’t on at 1:30. I couldn’t do that unlsess I had my phone, and my phone has no internet, it’s shut off.

  223. You mean IMPOSTOR. Whoever’s doing it isn’t a POSEUR (that’s how it’s spelled).
    The movies KICKED ASS! And most of the music.

  224. What. Ever. I don’t care.
    Whaaaaat?…OH, never mind, I get it.

  225. Ha ha! I hear that often. That the movies in the 80s were awesome.

  226. About the only movies I’m sure have been made in the 80’s were The Goonies, Starchaser, and the Michael Jackson music videos. There’s another one I forgot the name to, though.

  227. Gremlins? The Breakfast Club? Top Gun? Airplane!? Heathers? Day of the Dead? Jaws 3 and 4?

  228. Oh yeah, I remember Gremlins.
    ……Jaws has sequels?

  229. No. NONONONONONO. You did NOT just say you have never seen Jaws 2 and 3? Fuck 4, that one’s one of the worst movies of all time, but 2 AND 3? THEY’RE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!

  230. I’ve kinda never seen a Jaws movie before. Ever.

  231. Fuck that shit, go and rent it NOW.

  232. I can’t. We’re like, spring cleaning over here.
    Remember all those dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took, remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor, I’m nooooot ooookay, I’m not, ooookaaaaaaaay……

  233. BOOO.

  234. Shut up. I’m just listening to random songs.
    Wait, what am I doing listening to this!?

  235. The video store down the street from me is going out of business, so I asked my mom for $5 to go down there and get some movies. I bought The Faculty, The Frighteners, Clerks Uncensored, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, and some movie I saw on late-night cable once called Evil Bong.

  236. o_O? That’s it for five dollars? That’s a really cheap sale, we never get that over here.

  237. It’s closing down, everything must go.

  238. Lucky bastard. We just go get redbox DVDs from all over town. XP

  239. I just read up on Chucky through the IMDb pages on his movies and judging from quotes coming from him, I’d say you act a bit like him, only less psycho and killer, DJ. Also, my dad took out the RAM on the computer, so I wasn’t able to get on recently.

  240. Holy-You say what now!? Dj acts like Chucky?
    Hey,Hey, check out my newest story! XD CLICK MAH NAAAME!

  241. Yep. DJ acts like Chucky. Well, in the smart ass comment part, anyway.

  242. ……Chucky is a smart ass? o_O?

  243. Yep. More so in the last two movies.

  244. Which last movies? Wait, what? I’m confuzed! DX

  245. Bride of and Seed of? Duh?

  246. ………………(lost and silent)…………
    Uuuh…..Never seen a horror movie before, remember?

  247. Thanks, Chris.
    REDBOX SUCKS ON SHIT.

  248. So what, it’s not my choice where my parents rent movies. -_-

  249. I really enjoyed read your article, very interesting …

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