JAPAN PUBLISHES WORLD’S SCARIEST TOILET PAPER.

According to Associated Press, the creator of THE RING is publishing his latest book on rolls of toilet paper.

SNEAK PEEK AT GHOSTBUSTERS: THE VIDEO GAME.

IGN has provided a helpful rundown of the tools of the trade at your disposal in the VERY eagerly awaited GHOSTBUSTERS: THE VIDEO GAME, due in stores on June 16.

Ghostbusters: The Video Game at IGN.com

SCIENTISTS DISCOVER SCARY, GRABBY-HANDED MINI-MONSTER.

The handsome little critter is believed to be the “missing link” in primate evolution. That is to say, he might be related to you!

“TWILIGHT: NEW MOON”: FIRST POSTER DEBUTS.

Not especially cool-looking, really. . . .

SCARY MONSTER ATTRIBUTED TO PRE-TEEN MICHAELANGELO.

Scholars have discovered a 15th-century painting that might have been created by Michaelangelo when he was as young as 12 years old.
Well, obviously. Then, as now, what 12yo dude DOESN’T love monsters? It’s too bad the great master isn’t around today. Judging by the below, he’d surely adore RESIDENT EVIL.

Kimbell Museum Buys a Work [...]

REAL MONSTER SIGHTING: ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF “MONTY”!

If you spot a robin redbreast, that’s the first sign of spring. Everybody knows that.
First sign of summer? Montauk Monster sightings!
Long-time readers might remember Monty’s ghastly debut last summer. Nearly one year later, the world still wonders, “MONTY, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU?”